Saturday, December 03, 2005

Where's the straight jacket, Part II

Previously, I have written about a little known genius known as Emad Mujahid. Today, I will highlight another great Jordanian, who is a professor at the Jordan University of Science and Technology. His name is Professor Awad Mansour. According to the JUST website, he specializes in numerical analysis, adsorption, fluid mechanics, environmental engineering, thermophysical properties, and optimization. Apparently, he cures the most difficult diseases as a hobby. Today, he announced that he has found the cure for malaria. Previously, he also discovered the cure for asthma, diabetes, and cancer (presumably all forms). He also discovered at new medicine to cure smoking. He has also discovered cures for hepatitis, as well as any disease you can think of. When he is not curing diseases, he is developing new ways to extract oil from oil shale. This is besides his contributions to literature, religious science and computer science.

Now, if this guy is for real, we should build a statue for him. If not, we should send him to Fuheis, or to jail. Either way, I think that we deserve to know.

35 Comments:

At 8:41 PM, Blogger Flame Thrower said...

Do you suppose there is a reason why Emad Mujahid is "little known"? Unfortunately for us here in the US, we have a number of Mujahid's, usually politicians, who should be but are not, "little known". But, if his lack of fame is unjustified, skip the statue and lets vote him in as President, or King, of the world!

 
At 10:39 PM, Blogger jameed said...

you beat me to posting it, i was with another blogger on the phone when i read the news in Al-Ghad. i almost crapped my pants laughing. what's funnier is that it was in the "breaking news" news ticker on the top of their homepage.

one thing that mix won't cure is AIDS. i am still in business then...phewww

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger Hareega said...

O God not again!!

I would give this man the benefit of the doubt and say that the chance of him being right is 0.000001%, otherwise people will be dying right and left if they doctors believed him. If he understands a little bit about the etiology of all these disease he'll be sure that no medication can cure all of them toehter, gaal malaria and hepatitis and most cancers! Genius my ass.

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger Khalaf said...

Flame Thrower: I guess that democracy will probably yield this sort of result. Ignorance is bliss.

Jameed: What makes you think that his next step is not conquering AIDS?

Hareega: He actually has a different concoction for each disease, as far as I can tell. Just one brew for cancer, though.

 
At 2:43 AM, Anonymous Khayeb El Raja said...

Here’s another nutcase for you.

Ziad kawar thinks we shouldn’t hold back: “I think we should send our special forces and intelligence service personnel to Iraq to hunt down Zarqawi.”
http://1st-home.blogspot.com/ Thursday, November 10

In a world where such a statement would be considered sane, what’s his face Awad Mansur finding a cure for cancer wouldn’t be so farfetched.

 
At 3:09 AM, Blogger Hareega said...

Whatever man I don't think he should be allowed to claim so unless he has some good solid evidence-based proof, and I can tell you he has NONE. HE should be ordered to stop babbling.

 
At 6:34 PM, Anonymous Fanoos said...

Reega, Khayeb is not defending that Mansur quack. He is merely pointing out that Khalaf does not need to search far and wide for fools who make outlandish claims for y’all to wax smug about. Ou 3ala ra’iy el masal charity begins at home.

 
At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ana mat3oos, and you are my fanoos.

 
At 5:55 AM, Anonymous hassan said...

Ya3ni billahi 3alek this is the only news item that jumped out at you when browsing through Petra or the Jordanian press? Far from being protected by his beard this guy is an easy target for you la’ino malhoosh dhaher. Try giving the Jordanian media another read and this time pay some attention to the some of the absurd precepts that underlie the system.

Wa dumtom,


His Majesty Sultan Haji Hassan al Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah, ibn Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa'adul Khairi Waddien, the Sultan (also Prime Minister, Defense Minister, and Finance Minister bas moush commander of the special forces, as far as I know) of Brunei Darussalam, and direct lineal descendant of the prophet Mohammad (saas). Ou 3aib 3alli ma yessaddig.

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger Khalaf said...

Maybe I should consult you about everything I write. Simply, if you are not interested in what I have to say, go to some of the millions of other blogs out there and choose a few of them. I wouldn't mind.

 
At 7:15 AM, Anonymous zabibeh said...

“Do you think that a professor in the states would get away with such garbage? Why is a Jordanian university willing to lend it's name to this snake oil salesman? Etc.”

Khalaf, I don’t think so, I know so. Every respectable American university campus has at least one “theory of everything” crackpot (and I am not strictly talking about physics here). Or perhaps some of your geneticist friends could tell you about Berkeley’s Peter Duesberg and his theories on HIV and AIDS etiology. Better still his friend Kary Mullis, Nobel Laureate and “inventor” of PCR (you can’t even begin to imagine how big this is), who denies that AIDS is caused by HIV, denies global warming or at least that it is anthropogenic in origin and denies that CFC’s deplete the ozone layer (the last two especially are hardly his area of expertise, and all three hold severe consequences for all humanity). Mullis is also known to have the occasional friendly chat with the odd glowing raccoon on his way to the outhouse (he reported this experience in writing, and he wasn’t kidding). Besides his biotech ventures, “he is currently a Distinguished Researcher at Children’s Hospital and Research Institute in Oakland, California,” according to his official biography, and believe me not a few American universities would be more than happy to lend their names to him, to use your phrasing.

Bas yabdo innak in men el nou3 illi ma shaf isshi, shaf “hadhaka” gam ghishi.

 
At 7:58 AM, Anonymous gibran said...

My point is that not only do professors in the states get away with such garbage, you would be surprised at how distinguished some of these space cadets are. (I know that biographies of ordinary people are all the rage in certain corners of cultural studies, but do you really expect me to go through the drudgery of profiling one of the more obscure screwballs?)

I have to say that as much as I despise your politics, Khalaf, I do respect your restraint. It’s just that there is no chivalry in taking aim at Mansur. It is just too easy and not very useful. The stuff of smartass adolescents. What’s next? Contradictions in the Quran or the Bible.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Khalaf said...

You are quite full of yourself. Why do you think I should care what your opinion is? As I said before, go read another blog if you don't like this one.

 
At 4:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Mansour is a big theif, he calim that he is a Man of the 2000 Centery, he copy othe formulaers , he steal work from his students, recently he was fired from Pharma Tech Canada becouse he took thier mony, a man who suport Jihades like him, his contribution hopefully will be invistegated soon

only fools accepet him
Danas

 
At 1:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This mansour is just another thief, he recently has been fired from the Pharma company in Canada, most of his formulation is copied from other website and he claim it is his magic cure, the best place for him is to take residency at al assfouryah

 
At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alert , Alert , Alert
be very careful, I was going to buy from this so called Dr. Mansour some Diabetes medication, I recently learned that his DiaTech is made at a house in irbed Jordan, it is not approved by the ministry of health in Jordan, and the only officially authorized company is in Canada, so please be very careful, protected your health from this scammer, Mansour is a real thief with a beard only good to clean his filthy products

By the way, he claim all his products are 100 % cure, what a lair
Huda

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Tim said...

Good JOb! :)

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger Burhanco said...

Thanks for posting such an interesting material. I especially liked the remark about Jordanian universities lending their name and indeed reputation to such garbage. I read something in Arabic that Dr. Mansour was allegedly advising people to "to take lemon or lemon juice which is actually basic.." to fight swine flu. I am no chemist but citric acid is not a base!

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Let Khalaf tell us what he did for Jordan ; or just Talk without Walk!!
I know he can cock mansaf but he is out of technology and history

 
At 8:57 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Prof.Mansour's students are more than 300 doctors in chemical, mechanical and civil engineering, computer, math , pharmacy and medicine!!!
What certificate this Khalaf holds?!
It is a shame to play this game!!!
Prof.Mansour's books (in English) are taught in U.S. (see amazon.com) while Khalaf is out of hand in ajloun!!!

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

To Burhanco: it is ABC of the chemistry 101 ; the lemon JUICE WHICH CONTAINS CITRIC ACID has an
ALKALINE effect on the human's blood:
2 Factors that Make Lemon Water Perfect for Alkalization

Lemons have extremely low sugar content. Lemons have a high alkaline mineral content, thus making the effect on the body significant and immediate alkaline effect
Please educate yourself from medical and health doctors's website to realize the alkalinaty effect of lemon juice; for example DR.KIM WEBSITE FOOD LIST:
http://drbenkim.com/ph-body-blood-foods-acid-alkaline.htm

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Be Aware of Huda's and Dana's father whose major is administration and works as a pharmacist cheating people selling fake diabetes product who stole the name of product from Prof.Mansour which was issued in A German Study by 3 German Professors in Friburg University in 2001 before their father in Canada knew what is the diabetes!!!!

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Please have a look at some of PROF.MANSOUR health books published in U.S.(BY AMAZON.COM)
and we ask this khalaf what he and all jordanian professors authored
for the humanity:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=awad+mansour

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:HgZcvavcaigJ:www.mahjoob.com/en/forums/268864-udhnc-ic-aaeoaen-yaio-ass-asscae-eiaeaec/+&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=jo

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Please have a look at Prof.Mansour computer book which was published in Washigton,Seatle in 1994 and adopted by most American schools in United States before this khalf was born:

http://www.amazon.com/Journey-World-Computers-Computer-Reader/dp/1884187064/ref=la_B00J7YW954_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1403333519&sr=1-3

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Dear All:
Please have a look on
Prof.Mansour Universal Friction
Factor Formula for circular and non-circular Newtonian and Non-Newtonian Fluid Mechanics which cancelled all previous formuals registered by all scientists in the world!!!!
This formula was published in 1988 by the GERMAN CHEMICAL ENGINEERS JOURNAL:
CHEMIE INGENIEUR TECHNIK CITECH 60(4)Page 304-306

we ask this khalaf to show us any one from Jordan, Arab World and the Globe could do what Prof.Mansour did !!!

Shame on jelous people!!!

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

For All:

Please see how Prof.Mansour extracts Jordanian shale oil in seconds for the first time in history without heat or high pressure with a certificate from Zarka Refinery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzGQExOXB8

Let this khalaf and all scholars in the world do 1-millionth of this giant work !!!

1000 shames on jelous illiterate people who know to prepare jameed only!!!!

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger Burhan Gharaibeh said...

Lemon juice is citric acid. Weak acid but acid nevertheless. Charlatans like Awad Mansour would be prosecuted for dispersal of nonsense that can potentially harm the health of others within a day if the were in the US. And what does Jameed have to do with all of that?

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

To Burhan once more: please GOOGLIZE all medical and health sites to see the alkaline effect of LEMON JUICE which is listed to have alkaline effect though it contains citric acid!!!!

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

To Burhan once more: please GOOGLIZE all medical and health sites to see the alkaline effect of LEMON JUICE which is listed to have alkaline effect though it contains citric acid!!!!

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

to gibran : what certificate and what degree you hold to talk about science and garbage.

Go to Jordan University of science and technology and ask the Dean of Engineering College Dr.Yahya about his Professor Awad Mansour!!!
you will be shocked and rocked!!!

Shame on jelous people who achieved nothing but criticise others!!!

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

to zabibeh; it seems you sell fake zabib mixed with garbage!!!

You can not be a student for Prof.Mansour cause all his students are professors!!!

 
At 5:41 PM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

to Ziad kawar: For your info cancer patients who were cured by Prof.Mansour are many, some of those are 50 from Qatar and here in Jordan some famous names were cured for more than 10 years in spite of your jealousy!!!

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

Prof.Mansour's first diabetes natural cure international patent WO2015185158 was published and protected in 146 countries

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger Awad Mansour said...

From our clear answers to all false and fake claims agianst Prof.Mansour the man of century in science & technology readers can realise that who calls himself Khalaf should change his nickname from Khalaf to Talaf or Qaraf !!!!

 

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